Tired of getting harsh reviews in your pizzeria games? Now it's your turn to call the shots.

In the battlefield known as the Pelp pizza review site, most do not survive. Will you be one of the glorious few who rise the ranks to earn their place among the champions of the realm? Or will you collapse into crushing debt?

Most likely the latter. But hey, who knows?

Pizzas Please is a fast-paced, action-packed pizza reviewing simulator that puts you in the shoes of a newly hired Associate Pizza Critic who finds themselves thrust into the most dangerous arena of all: the workplace. Face off against deadly foes, such as debt, and the Pelp Content Moderation Team. Do your best to really inconvenience a pizza shop owner, and earn your place amongst the venerated Senior Associate Pizza Critics of PZA Corp.

Credits:

Programming:

  • Tiger Kong - Programming Director Lead
  • Philip Cai - Programming Director Lead
  • Eryka Shi-Shun - Programming Director
  • Joshua Lenander - Programming Director
  • Jimbo Xie - Programming Director

Art:

  • Erin Chin - Art Director Lead
  • Eryka Shi-Shun - Art Director
  • Allen Kim - Art Director
  • Grace Leung - Art Director

Audio Credits: "Counter Bell A" by InspectorJ "Kitchen Timer" by maphill "Plastic Sack Dropped" by msavioti "District Four", "Mystery Sax", "Unseen Presence", & "Loopster" by Kevin MacLeod

Shoutout to this reddit post for the pizzeria name:  https://www.reddit.com/r/GoodPizzaGreatPizza/comments/11fzm5h/are_u_serious_that...

Comments

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(+1)

the start button doesn't seem to be working?

This game is like the Blizzard and Minecraft devs all teamed up for this jam. (+ music stops, valve please fix)

thanks.... now im hangry...

Didn't understand how to play, maybe it was the bad pizza i ate.

I see pineapple and anchovies on pizza. I approve. 10/10 would order again

Perfect game for those interested in ruining the pizza economy

I like the beef

(+2)

I don't know how to change my conplants